The Chip-and-Release Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Barner stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
88%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Barner drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.