The Blocking Assignment Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Barner's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Barner gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
87%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Barner, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.