The Sunday Night Fade Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Barner's stadium. Only over Barner.
- Barner's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
91%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Barner, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.