The Sunday Night Fade Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Barner is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
79%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Lions fan
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Barner scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.