The Chip-and-Release Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“The broadcast shows Barner on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Barner spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
77%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Barner's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.