The Hamstring Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Ref: "Number Barner, that's a flag." Barner: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
- Barner gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
90%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Barner's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.