The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Ref: "Number Barner, that's a flag." Barner: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- A mysterious flag erases Barner's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
76%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Barner's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.