The Chip-and-Release Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Barner's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
76%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Barner drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.