The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Barner spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
87%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Barner drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.