The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- A mysterious flag erases Barner's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Barner gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Barner, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.