The Phantom Flag Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Barner is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
77%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Barner drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.