The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Barner gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Barner drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.