The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- A mysterious flag erases Barner's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Barner is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
82%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Barner, Barner, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.