The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Barner gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Barner's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.