The Late Scratch Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
- Barner will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
90%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Barner's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.