The Late Scratch Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Barner is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
73%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Jets fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Barner's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.