The Late Scratch Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Barner lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
77%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Barner, Barner, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.