The Invisible Route Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- A mysterious flag erases Barner's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Barner is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
84%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Barner drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.