The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Barner spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
80%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Barner, Barner, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.