The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Barner gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Barner's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.