The Mystery Tweak Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Barner gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
89%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Barner's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.