The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- The broadcast shows Barner on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Barner finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
83%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Barner drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.