The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“The broadcast shows Barner on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Barner gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Barner, Barner, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.