The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Barner's stadium. Only over Barner.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Barner is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
80%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Barner's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.