The Blocking Assignment Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- The broadcast shows Barner on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Barner gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Barner's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.