The Blocking Assignment Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Barner gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
90%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Barner scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.