The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Barner will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
87%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Barner scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.