The Late Scratch Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Barner has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
90%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Barner's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.