The Invisible Route Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
- Barner stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
89%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Barner's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.