The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Barner gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Barner's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.