The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Ref: "Number Barner, that's a flag." Barner: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
89%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Barner scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Brock Bowers
- Trey McBride
- Colston Loveland
- Tyler Warren
- Jadarian Price
- Sam LaPorta
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.