The Sunday Night Fade Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Barner catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
80%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Barner drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.