The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Barner runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
79%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Barner's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.