The Late Scratch Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Barner's stadium. Only over Barner.
- Barner sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
89%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Barner scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.