The Invisible Route Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
- Barner scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
91%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Barner's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.