The Blocking Assignment Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Ref: "Number Barner, that's a flag." Barner: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
77%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Barner, Barner, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.