The Chip-and-Release Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Barner gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
81%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Barner's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.