The Late Scratch Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Barner's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
90%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Barner's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.