The Hamstring Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Barner finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
75%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Barner's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.