The Invisible Route Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Barner's stadium. Only over Barner.
88%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Barner's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- Brock Bowers
- Trey McBride
- Colston Loveland
- Tyler Warren
- Jadarian Price
- Sam LaPorta
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.