The Snap Count Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Barner's stadium. Only over Barner.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Barner is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
73%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Barner scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.