The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
- Barner catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
76%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Barner drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.