The Snap Count Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Barner's stadium. Only over Barner.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Ref: "Number Barner, that's a flag." Barner: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
72%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Barner, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.