The Phantom Flag Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Ref: "Number Barner, that's a flag." Barner: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Barner's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
83%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Barner's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.