The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Barner sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
82%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Barner drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.