The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Barner finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
88%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Barner, Barner, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.