The Blocking Assignment Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Barner gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
89%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Barner scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.