The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Barner is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
83%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Barner's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.