The Late Scratch Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Barner gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
87%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Barner's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.