The Invisible Route Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Barner is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
84%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Barner's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.